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*WARNING-EXPLICIT* Badass Babe Tea by ModestMix

Can a tea be your spirit animal? FUCK YEAH! Y’all…I’m just telling you right now: this tea is the shit! “ModestMix. We fucking love tea”, that’s what the label says and I feel this on a spiritual level!


This has to be the best packaging EVER. No fancy colors or sparkly stuff, BUT it’s personalized! That’s right, your name is right there in the description, reminding you that you are a badass. And, it’s not just a sales gimmick; this is some GOOD.ASS.TEA.


The herbal and green blend has a beautiful and fresh aroma when you open the package. Cinnamon and fennel are the first things I smell. Mmmm. Herbal goodness.


Once brewed, I had an experience MUCH different that what I was expecting: it tasted like a cinnamon roll (with a little sweetener, of course)! I don’t know what kind of magic goes into blending this tea, but it works and I’m IN LOVE.


This amazing company also sent me a bombilla. Not sure what that is? Well, if you’re a loose leaf fan, you need this thing! It’s a straw with a strainer at the bottom. No shit…you can steep your loose tea right in your cup or tumbler and just pop the straw in and drink….WITHOUT STRAINING THE TEA OUT OF YOUR CUP. You can order your very own on their site!


If you need Christmas gifts (or any kind of gift) for a tea lover who appreciates a little snark, you can’t go wrong with this tea. They have several other blends that are specific for your needs as well so, if you need to “Chill the Fuck Out” or “Go The Fuck To Sleep”, these teas are your new best friends. Good tea and good fun…there’s nothing better!

Seriously, check them out. I’m super fucking impressed!





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